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Doditov is a mentor, and category supervisor etc in this community.
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Who is the mysterious Doditov that censors at WikiAnswers?
Doditov is a Floating Supervisor on WikiAnswers. To find out what a Floating Supervisor is, see the Related Link.
Will you ever tell me your name?
Sure! My user name is Doditov. You don't get the "for real" name, that's for the real world.
I would like to buy your sheba with turkey but my store no longer stocks it Could you please give me a list of retailers in the Hamilton Dundas are that will be selling your Sheba with turkey?
This product is an odd one in that there are a few companies with the word "Sheba" in them. Is this a pet food or is it a "people" food? Which state is the area Hailton Dundas in? I cannot answer completely without more information. Please click on "doditov" at the bottom of this answer to leave me a message about this product?
What is the 'Going the Extra Mile' badge on WikiAnswers?
Going the Extra MileThe "Going the Extra Mile" badge is given when a contributor goes above and beyond just using the Internet (or his or her memory) to get the correct answer to a question.
Do any Supervisors on this website live a rich and fulfilling life?
I certainly do! I have a fulfilling job doing work that I love, a rich family life, property to maintain, friends from all over the world, and plenty of free time to enjoy helping to maintain this website. Often, people mistake "a rich life" with simple empty activity. Mindless activity is the property of ants, not people. When I log onto this site, I find fascinating questions to explore, new people to meet, and old friends with which to socialize. I find that my mind becomes more nimble, especially when I am conversing with my dear friends in other countries. When I am not on this site, I maintain my home and property, teach an informal class at my home, and am involved in my community. I own a television set, but seldom turn it on. Why should I veg out in front of such mindless drivel when I can exercise my mind here? It is a matter of utilizing time to advantage. When I am here onsite, I find that I become more time conscious, working for a higher ideal. This site exists to become the ultimate answer site on the net. What better way to help than to make sure that answers are correct, that trolls do not make messes, and that as many questions as possible are answered? Among supervisors, there is a sense of unity, of purpose and common goals. I find that age, ethnicity, or location does not make a difference here. I have excellent friends in the community who honestly care about me...even though we've never met in person. Those that I have met share the same characteristics; they are passionate about life! Whether they spend little or much time here, they all are driven to excellence as is exemplified in their activity. Exciting? Probably not, in terms of thrill seeking. But to exercise the mind is a daily activity and immensely satisfying. I think it keeps me young. I do grant that it's not for everyone, but for those who are attracted to this site, it is simply another creative outlet for passionate intelligent people. Come join the wikiholics!--Doditov, Senior Supervisor Yes, I feel that supervisors on this website live a rich and fulfilling life. First of all, we've got friends(who are like family) in the other supervisors. Second, we get to contribute to one of the greatest Wiki sites in the world. Finally, and this is the best part, we get to share knowledge with people from around the world. I personally get excited about sharing knowledge, and I'm sure that the other supervisors here would agree with me. Have fun Wiki-ing! Shinobi Swordsman
What categories has Doditov suggested and gotten for WikiAnswers?
Harvest Moon Big Fat Awesome House Party Publix Kroger Winn Dixie Grocery Shopping Shirley Temple Ben 10 Ben 10 video games Chuck Norris (under actors and actresses) Chuck Norris (under jokes and riddles) Evony Sex Education Clothing Men's Clothing Women's Clothing Costumes Ditloids Improbable History Predictions (morphed from "crystal ball questions") Barbie Dolls Short Stories Famous Quotes Hernando De Soto Mae Jemison Pottery and Ceramics Paper craft Colors Philippines history Roman Mythology Mystery Bollywood Cartoons (split from anime and cartoons) SpongeBob SquarePants Sesame Street Flintstones Oskar Schindler Naked Brothers Band Willow Smith Amelia Earhart Benjamin Disraeli Clara Brown My Antonia Jose Rizal Maria Clara Neville Chamberlain Marilyn Monroe Oprah Winfrey Aristotle Plato Socrates Walt Disney Famous Speeches Wernher Von Braun Jane Goodall Simon Cowell Beading Drawing Quilting Crossword puzzles Tobacco and Tobacco Products Cigars and Cigarettes Cigarette Lighters Zippo smokeless Tobacco American Idol Nobel Prize Skating Ice Skating figure skating Fashion B5 Household Hints Furniture Professional Comedy Norse Mythology Satanism Last Supper Celebrity Sexual Preference Son of Sam Charles Manson Jeffrey Dalhmer The Moon Charles Darwin Copernicus Eli Whitney Francis Drake Pythagoras Magellan Vasco De Gama Coronado Euclid Robotics Animal Gestation Thomas Edison Andrew Jackson Stardolls Charles Lindbergh Habbo Hotel Flags Wilt Chamberlain Roy Rogers Margaret Thatcher Vehicle Cigarette lighters Tara Lapinski Jackie Robinson Ella Baker F. Scott Fitzgerald Santa Clara de Asis Edmund Barton Florence Nightingale Michelle Kwan Because of Winn-Dixie book Safeway Martin Luther Things Fall Apart Smurfs Pillsbury Goldie Hawn Kurt Russell Kate Hudson Sophia Loren Rock Hudson Doris Day Henry Hudson Robert Goddard Harry Houdini Cary Grant Alfred Hitchcock Bing Crosby Phebe Tonkin Eoin Colfin La Salle Prince Henry Jonathan Swift Gulliver's Travels A Modest Proposal Bing Cherries Bing All My Children Bob Hope Starcraft Diablo Cory Aquino Annie Oakley Julia Child Julianna Rose Mauriello Catherine the Great Red vs Blue Matthew Gray Gubler Twi chinchillas Fred Figglehorn Sarah Boone Wilma Rudolph Fredrick Douglass Barbara Jordan
Who were the winners of past AnswerThons?
Past AnswerThon WinnersAugust 2016 - Answers Olympic ChallengeGold:Neogoldman2 1004 answersSilver: Mr.Quizzical 379 answersSkullcandy88 367 answersBronze: Darkwater 318 answersMattapril 106 answers2016 Summer Sizzler AnswerthonFirst PlaceWNY007 1665 answersDarksyde 1483 answersAggie80 1335 answersSecond PlaceSkullcandy88 877 answersJellybutton 773 answersDfoofnik 650 answersIncaBlue 581 answersLifesnadir 567answersDarkwater 546 answersMr.Quizzical 522 answersNeroxnex 519 answersThird PlaceDesdichado 476 answersCrazzyAmmy 454 answersAkanetuk 448 answersMattApril 351 answersMehtamatics 321 answersGinezumi 320 answersChuckSiata 273 answersLindyStar 267 answersVivekbus34 214 answersEmbee Crichton 201 answersRandom winnerRedeem 191 answersJanindaboo 51 answersGeekDushyant 36 answersHarsh.vardhan.gp7382 29 answersMay Expert Answerthon 2016 WinnersFirst PlaceNo First Place winners, the threshold was not met.Second PlaceSkullcandy88 535 answersIncaBlue 529 answersLifesnadir 506 answersAggie80 365 answersLindyStar 266 answersChuckSiata 228 answersBolognaking 193 answersGeekDushyant 190 answersAkanetuk 180 answersLakeshia Plum 158 answersThird PlaceMattApril 135 answersCk.myvegas 123 answersDebabrata Sengupta 114 answersDlhalper 90 answersMehtamatics 89 answersJudy Olmsted 73 answersPrioktan918 61 answersDesdichado 59 answersGalileedawn 51 answersBozidar 49 answersRandom Winners: Hilmarz, Utkarshjp999, Horseychick87, Adamlance, Betty Hinman, KinexMedia, C3shooter, CrazzyAmmy, Ayush.Shrini.gp4947, CaptainAnswersFebruary "Leap Into Spring" 2016 AnswerThon1st PlaceWNY007 1442Lifesnadir 10672nd PlaceSkullcandy88 908Peakaytea 717Dfoofnik 679Neogoldman2 6693rd PlaceAkanetuk 457LindyStar 348CrazzyAmmy 347Algolthedemonstar 325Desdichado 279Darkwater 197ChuckSiata 181Zippyo 181 3rdLakeshia Plum 155Random Winners: MattApril, Neroxnex, XXOathKeeperXx, Will Hoskins, Judy Olmsted, Dlhalper, C3shooter, Fuzzy Logic, Mntnapoet, PhrogsterWinter Chill 2015 Answerthon Winners:Grand Prize:Aggie80, 2398 answers1st place:Skullcandy88, 2086 answersVivekbus34, 1316 answersAkanetuk, 1203 answers2nd place:Peakaytea, 889 answersLifesnadir, 759 answersStan.mathers,.338 641 answersCrazzyAmmy, 620 answersAuroraZero, 625 answersDarkwater, 622 answersLindyStar, 620 answersNemeth.yella, 611 answersFixit895, 555 answersDfoofnik, 519 answers3rd place:Geeta.Taneja.gp9818, 510 answersWilliam Howe, 436 answersAayushsrivastava14, 435 answersDr.Q, 255 answersIncaBlue, 361 answersAlgolthedemonstar, 347 answersGinezumi, 334 answersJigyasa.kohli.16, 319 answersAyush.Shrini.gp4947, 222 answersChuckSiata, 185 answersRandom Winners:Pyrrha, John.Lee.gp5326, MountEverest53, Janindaboo, Basstrom18May Marathon Experts 2015 AnswerThon Winners1st place:Ck.myvegas (1251 answers)2nd place:Lifesnadir (1019 answers)3rd place:Skullcandy88 (973 answers)JayJayVay (823 answers)GWILLDE (544 answers)CrazzyAmmy (530 answers)4th place:Nikhil Ahuja (496 answers)Ayush.Shrini.gp4947 (484 answers)MattApril (302 answers)Lakeshia Plum (205 answers)Mehtamatics (174 answers)LindyStar (167 answers)ChuckSiata (165 answers)Akanetuk (161 answers)Prachi.tejan.1.0794 (137 answers)DrAshok Deshmukh (121 answers)Ireen22 (115 answers)Dlhalper (101 answers)RANDOM WINNERS: Janindaboo, Helping 101, Mr.Quizzical, EldestSon18, Woodman66March Madness 2015 AnswerThon winners1st place:WNY007 (2573 answers)Peakaytea (1991 answers)Kanika.khattar.52.3831 (1934 answers)2nd place:Skullcandy88 (1808 answers)Aggie80 (1628 answers)JayJayVay (1303 answers)Jms jigyasa (1289 answers)Lifesnadir (1010 answers)Prachi.tejan.1.0794 (802 answers)CrazzyAmmy (782 answers)Bogglesho (779 answers)Ck.myvegas (732 answers)Dfoofnik (664 answers)3rd place:Mr.Quizzical (515 answers)Desdichado (503 answers)Mehtamatics (337 answers)Nikhil Ahuja (305 answers)Cool.sarthakjain.fb2449 (233 answers)Algolthedemonstar (323 answers)Ayush.Shrini.gp4947 (254 answers)Fivejeagle (228 answers)Aslam gondal (227 answers)Lugia2453 (208 answers)Runner-ups: Eweeks (193 answers), LindyStar (185 answers), Lakeshia Plum (171 answers), Prioktan918 (139 answers), ChuckSiata (144 answers), Ginezumi (142 answers), Darkwater (132 answers), DrAshok Deshmukh (127 answers), Flukey (114 answers), Franary (107 answers),RANDOM WINNERS: 77Mike777, Splashen, Judy Olmsted, Rathore Ramkishore, RobmixonDecember Experts 2014 AnswerThon WinnersGrand prize:Kedar bc (3791 answers)Aayushsrivastava14 (3185 answers)Rajataroraipod.0318 (2986 answers)1st place:CrazzyAmmy (2693 answers)TexAlex94 (1318 answers)2nd place:JayJayVay (861 answers)Darkwater (788 answers)Vigorouschemist (702 answers)Mg42 killer (701 answers)Prachi.tejan.1.0794 (636 answers)Jabirshah (622 answers)Lifesnadir (550 answers)Jv anand2k4 (540 answers)Aggie80 (527 answers)3rd place:Darksyde (386 answers)Skullcandy88 (356 answers)IncaBlue (316 answers)Mehtamatics (281 answers)MattApril (278 answers)Imo pop (219 answers)Montyred (209 answers)Jesse.Willman.fb4623 (171 answers)LindyStar (169 answers)Ptorquemada (153 answers)John.Bevan.gp2407 (146 answers)Kanika.khattar.52.3831 (143 answers)DrAshok Deshmukh (135 answers)Runner-ups: Rdrsh (102 answers), Starrskitchen (96 answers), Dynotech (92 answers)RANDOM WINNERS: Will Muller, Wildrosebeef, Horseychick87, Docjason, Ritu nairNovember Rumble 2014 AnswerThon1st placeAggie80 (1835 answers)CrazzyAmmy (1646 answers)WNY007 (1543 answers)2nd placeJayJayVay (1396 answers)Skullcandy88 (1281 answers)Prachi.tejan.1.0794 (1096 answers)Kanika.khattar.52.3831 (1021 answers)Ginezumi (994 answers)Dynotech (741 answers)Lifesnadir (725 answers)Dr.Q (708 answers)Jabirshah (678 answers)Peakaytea (672 answers)3rd placeStan.mathers.338 (662 answers)Mg42 killer (658 answers)GeekDushyant (620 answers)Lugia2453 (534 answers)Darkwater (476 answers)Harsh.Lahiri.gp2625 (434 answers)Starrskitchen (407 answers)Snart Gurk (403 answers)William Howe (325 answers)Fivejeagle (313 answers)Runner-ups: Dfoofnik (287 answers), Aayushsrivastava14 (232 answers), Anjana Narayanan (194 answers), Jmowreader (190 answers), Mehtamatics (165 answers), Flukey (164 answers), LindyStar (161 answers), MountEverest53 (154 answers), Mary.Drager.fb9512 (146 answers), LauraLF1 (138 answers)RANDOM WINNERS: Phrogster, CFirg, ChuckSiata, Rdrsh, SgongolaSummer Sizzler 2014 AnswerThon Winners1st place:WNY007 (1822 answers)CrazzyAmmy (1703 answers)Jabirshah (1446 answers)2nd place:Skullcandy88 (1054 answers)JayJayVay (1023 answers)Dfoofnik (817 answers)Peakaytea (712 answers)Lifesnadir (582 answers)GeekDushyant (548 answers)Prachi.tejan.1.0794 (527 answers)Darkwater (519 answers)Nemeth.yella (500 answers)3rd place:MattApril (450 answers)Desdichado (439 answers)Ginezumi (384 answers)Lugia2453 (305 answers)LincMad (281 answers)Lakeshia Plum (275 answers)Mr.Quizzical (265 answers)Mg42 killer (261 answers)PinkiePieJr (248 answers)Elosery (225 answers)Flukey (216 answers)Runner-ups: Anuradha.dubey.gp6143 (202 answers), Starrskitchen (185 answers), DrAshok Deshmukh (183 answers), Dynotech (181 answers), Lysdexia (169 answers), Pyrrha (168 answers), Dlhalper (149 answers), Prioktan918 (145 answers), Snart Gurk (145 answers), ThatwouldBme (125 answers)RANDOM WINNERS: Tschear, NajN, Galileedawn, LWOPP, Musdan77Spring Fling 2014 AnswerThon:1st place:WNY007 (2069 answers)Aggie80 (1598 answers)Dfoofnik (1486 answers)2nd place:CrazzyAmmy (1109 answers)Skullcandy88 (1081 answers)Darksyde (904 answers)TexAlex94 (874 answers)Ck.myvegas (594 answers)Darkwater (516 answers)Nemeth.yella (500 answers)3rd place:Jabirshah (444 answers)Peakaytea (428 answers)Montyred (355 answers)Muffindk (336 answers)Starrskitchen (300 answers)Radioactivesmurf (284 answers)MattApril (256 answers)Fivejeagle (249 answers)Kanika.Khatar.52.3821 (211 answers)Lakeshia Plum (192 answers)Desdichado (188 answers)Mr.Quizzical (188 answers)5thValley (169 answers)Flukey (160 answers)Runner-ups: Dlhalper, LincMad, Ahjteam, Rajataroraipod.0318, DrAshok Deshmukh, Aslam gondal, Ha014, Kenwd0elq, Xnicola, Marilyn.lewis.7792.7089Random Winners: C.Hainsaw, Vsad, Dani Robbins, Violin12713, 124C41February 2014 - Answers Olympic Challenge1st placeAggie80Neogoldman22nd place:Fish247DarkwaterFall Frenzy 2013 AnswerThon:1st place: Kedar bc (2227 answers)2nd place:Supervisor - Ironnica (1382 answers)Contributor - WNY007 (1527 answers)3rd place:Supervisor - Aggie80 (1277 answers)Supervisor - Rushabhy (1245 answers)Supervisor - Fixit895 (1055 answers)Contributor - JayJayVay (869 answers)Contributor - CrazzyAmmy (594 answers)Contributor - Cyberchief (484 answers)4th place:Supervisor - Dfoofnik (995 answers)Supervisor - Fuzzy Logic (985 answers)Contributor - Nemeth.yella (453 answers)Contributor - Ck.myvegas (333 answers)Runner-ups: Anandvijayakumar, Natural Val, EldestSon18, Xnicola, Mg42 killer, Darkwater, Peakaytea, Starrskitchen.com, Skullcandy88, Desdichado, Rnp 279, Fivejeagle, Flukey, MountEverest53, Aayushsrivastava14Random Winners: Darksyde, Crigby, ThatwouldBme, Imthegirl, The LionheartSummer Scorcher 2013 AnswerThon:1st place: Xnicola (1120 answers)2nd place:Supervisor - Aggie80 (980 answers)Contributor - Quizzical Mind (859 answers)3rd place:Supervisor - Skullcandy88 (685 answers), Fixit895 (442 answers), Natural Val (440 answers), Peakaytea (375 answers)Contributor - Radioactivesmurf (694 answers), JayJayVay (442 answers), Janitha Hashan (406 answers)4th place:Supervisor - Mannydlr (258 answers), Dfoofnik (256 answers)Contributor - Kedar bc (249 answers), Desdichado (246 answers)Runner-ups: Elosery, KrazE, Nurudeen Ahmed, Lakeshia Plum, MattApril, LincMad, Ahjteam, DrAshok Deshmukh, Elizabeth.corbell.9, Msaeed77, FivejeagleSpring '13 AnswerThon1st Place: Aggie802nd Place: Roshanandnaimeh and Xnicola3rd Place: Kedar bc, Cyberchief, Janitha Hashan, TexAlex94, Peakaytea, HisPowr4U4th Place: Coinlvr11, Kevineering, Skullcandy88, At32296Random prizes: Sidewaysrob, Pr77x, Penpencil22, Lindaloulou, Fish247Runner ups: Sudont, Lakeshia Plum, Sukotto, Starrskitchen.com, MattApril, Jponbac, TSD -RAVEN-, Apepper, Dfoofnik, DocjasonJuly 2012 (Sizzlin' Summer AnswerThon)1st Place: Fuzzy Logic & Runciblette2nd Place: Mannydlr & Debabrata Sengupta3rd Place: Snart Gurk & Coinlvr11February 2012 (Leap to Win Answerthon)1st Place: Aggie80 & Cyberchief2nd Place: Fuzzy Logic & Phelikx3rd Place: Anandvijayakumar & ZachMeyer94January 2011 Winners (2011 & Beyond 11 Million Answers)1st Place: Aggie802nd Place: Anandvijayakumar and Fuzzy Logic3rd Place: Bfmt, Snart Gurk, and Mrkbh4th Place: ZachMeyer94, Squirrel Man, HisPowr4U, and D DevilMay 2010 Winners1st Place: Fuzzy Logic2nd Place: Steven Keyman and HyperX3rd Place: Aggie80, TexAlex94, Squirrel ManDecember 2009 Winners (holiday edition)1st Place: Squirrel Man, Aggie802nd Place: Wonderful Wanda, XWizardGodX, Hyper X, Infinitedrmr3rd Place: Eclipse8October 2009 Winners1st Place: Blue2nd Place: Aggie803rd Place: Fuzzy Logic, Porkchop1802, Steven KeymanApril 2009 Winners 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How does a grockle spend Christmas?
Normally, alone in his cold, dark and damp cave up there in Grockleland until one year, when two of Santa's little elves who just happened to be called Robin and Katz2, got lost while out searching for some Christmas Spirit, which was proving harder to find than most years, happened to stumble upon his cave.Mike2 the Grockle, who was just repairing Brave3the goblin's sub-prime credit crunching machine, which had slipped a base rate or two when the Bank of WikiAnswers announced a cut in the green y'egg rate. He had just finished speaking to Quirkyquantummechanic over the telephone about how to fix the Hooweestik which had managed to invert itself.Meanwhile, back at Santa's house, Doditov the cook had whipped up a batch of pancakes for Jadeacres and Stupid little genius who had just finished mucking out the reindeer. When Ksmail, the dwarf postman arrived with the latest sacks of letters. He no sooner finished placing them on the kitchen floor, when an elf dressed all in dark clothes, (as opposed to all the other elves, who liked to dress in the brightest colours possible, put 20 of them together, and you need to wear sunglasses ), appeared and started to take them away, muttering to himself. Dodi looked at the postman, and said ' Don't take any notice of Grey and Grumpy, he's in a good mood today'. Dodiwas just about to put another pan of her interesting unmentionables on to boil, when from outside came a fearful clatter, and some muffled Anglo-Saxon, they all rushed to the door in time to see JRwaddy, who was dressed as a knight fall off one of the reindeer.Down in the cellar, Marcy, Amlove and An8thg (don't ask ok), the Christmas fairies were having a moan about the cost of pantyhose, and how they kept snagging on the needles of Christmas trees. While Zanbabeand Kamuna were going through the lists of naughty supervisors, and removing them from the Christmas present list, (Like WikiWriter for starting such a silly story). In fact, WikiWriter's name was the only one on the naughty supervisors list. A fact that was quickly picked up by Deband Neila22 who calculated that he should be blocked for the next sixty years. In a corner, Keats, the poetess elf was trying to write this years Christmas poem, she had got as far as the first line,'Twas on the Good Ship Venus', and was stuck, while in the other corner dozed Peterc14, the complaints manager, not the busiest of jobs, in fact you could just make out the shape of a telephone under the dust and cobwebs. All in all, it was a quiet normal day in Santa's house, but all this was about to change, because the Complaint's phone started ringing. Peterc14 jumped up from his chair, disturbing, both IncaBlue and Catpaw01, who had both recently taken to thinking that they were cats, and sleeping at his feet, and upsetting a Compendium of games that was resting on the desk. Panic ensued, nobody knew what to do, the Complaints phone ringing, unheard of in many lifetimes. Several elves fainted, the fairies took off, forgetting there was a low ceiling, and still the phone kept ringing. 'Answer that phone', boomed a voice, and in strode Takamo, Santa's chief trouble-shooter. With a shaking hand Peter removed all the dust and cobwebs and picked up the receiver. 'Hello' said a little girls voice, ' Is that Father Christmas's house', 'Yes' replied Peter in a quaking voice, ' Is it true that he gives presents to boys and girls all over the World' continued the little girl, 'Um Yes' said Peter, now quivering that much his knees were literally knocking together, ' Then, why have I never received any' cried the little girl, 'I'm six now and have never had a Christmas Present'. 'Oh dear' said the elf, 'Tell us your name and address and we will check our records,and get back to you'. With this Marcy, tore the phone from Peter's grasp, 'Hi Sweetie' she said, 'What's your name', 'Alice Gladrags', replied the little girl, 'and I live in Emmetland', there was a sudden click and the phone went dead. Marcy told the stunned elves and fairies present the little girls name and that she lived in Emmetland. No one in that room had ever heard of Emmetland. 'Right' said Takamo, 'I want every record in this house searched, there must be a record of the little girl and of Emmetland somewhere, You there', he said pointing to an elf wearing a mind boggling array of colours, 'Whats your name', 'JoyceP' repled the elf, 'Right JoyceP' said Takamo, 'I want you to round up all the elves not working on the production line and get them down here to help, now off you go, the rest of you get searching'. JoyceP trotted off outside, the first elf she found was Icetall who was doing a damn good impersonation of an icicle, trying to impress Snowwhitesunflower, next she happened upon Superfun Happyslide who was busy creating the World's longest and fastest iceslide. Over by the trees Kodiakcathy was wrestling with the polar bears again. Then she bumped into Viper1usmc, Wrenchpuller and Plumbing Guru, who had just taken Santa's new sleigh for it's shakedown flight. OK, I hear you all ask, what's does a plumber have to do with Santa's sleigh, Top Secret is the reply. Indoors, it was chaos, Williamtrentthe Librarian was seeing years of careful record keeping destroyed as Shinobi Swordsman, Mattmastersword and LauraFrogwere just grabbing handfuls of the folders and taking them into the other room. The biggest elf he had ever seen was helping as well, so he asked Laura what she was called . Oh That's Short Fry' Laura said hurrying off with another pile of Folders. Delltechie and Kevin were busy setting up spare computers.CjonB and Dr Nancy Malik had set up a First Aid room and were busy dealing with bumps, scrapes and bruises as elves were busy falling over folders, wires and each otherBack at the cave, Robin and Katz2 had befriended the Grockle, underneath that bluff, gruff exterior they could sense he was a lonely thing, so they decided to invite him to Santa's house for the Christmas, and to their amazement he accepted, 'Just let me pack a few things', he growled, picking up a rather battered suitcase, he went to the refrigerator, and took out a large bowl of Caesarsalad, a Cataclysmic Beefstick, a pot of Sinster Yogurt and a box marked Crabcake123.'Right I'm ready' he said locking up his ClassicJag, and proceeded to leave the cave,when a urgent squeaking was heard and something very hairy leapt into his pocket. 'What was that' said Robinand Katz2 in unison, 'Oh that's just my little helper' said the Grockle, 'Let me introduce The Assistrat'. It was snowing heavily, and as they made their way down the path none of them noticed the hobgoblin Eviltechie slip into the cave.They passed a snow man who raised his hat to them, 'Who is that' said , Robin, 'Oh, that is Frosty's brother FrozenFrankie', replied The Grockle, 'Strange, he's normally with his sidekick FreezinWeasle.Rumours abounded around the great house, and some lucky elves actually caught some. JRwaddy had given up being a gallant knight, and with the help of a local blacksmith had managed to get out of the battered suit of armour, and with a canny knack of making a few bob, he and Dodi had set up a stall behind the stables, and were doing a roaring trade in selling T-shirts emblazoned with the immortal line, ' Who The Heck is Alice', much the the disgust of ChuisCeQueJeCroi and Carpel Tunnel Provider, who both relented when handed a free shirt. After several fruitless hours searching the elves had exhausted every avenue, road, lane, path and track and themselves, and they still hadn't found Alice or Emmetland. Onlytryingtohelp was busy dragging exhausted elves away, Invigilator7 had finished inviliglating, his fingers still smoking. TomboH and Zandkey were busy snoring in the corner. Hapychef was rushing around handing out bowls of reviving CMbroth. Meanwhile,the inner circle of senior elves were meeting, and after much elbowing and chest thumping, they had come to an agreement, For God's sake, pay him what he wants, so we don't have to read anymore of this story. Amlove, the youngest fairy was bored, she was currently lying on a branch of the great Christmas Tree picking her nose, she had just spent the last couple of hours swapping the nametags on all the presents piled under the tree, flying a pair of Dodi's unmentionables from the flag post and mooning at passing elves. Reaching for her handbag, ( all fairies carry large handbags, they are very handy, for example, clipping the writer of this story around the ear for making her too outrageous. ), she rummaged through it, and finding a jar of tinselworms she had forgotten about. Feeding them some magic dust, she wondered what would happen if she fed them to the reindeer. She flittered off to the stables, pausing only in Dodi's kitchen to swop the salt and sugar labels.After the meeting of the senior elves, they realised that they did not have enough money to pay the writer, and that they would have to carry on, the elves hearts sank ( so did the writer's ), some fell to their knees and prayed the plots would improve, but apparently to no avail, what was worse the writer had introduced a further sub-plot that he didn't have a clue were it would lead. JRwaddy and Dodi being quick on the uptake, were now doing a roaring trade in anti-depressant pills. There was only one thing left for Takamo to do, he walked to a big red box on the wall, took a key from around hs neck and unlocked it. There inside the box was a big shiny red button, stamped with the words PANIC BUTTON. Takamo's hand was shaking as he pushed it.EvilTechie stood in front of Brave3's machine, he rubbed his hands with glee, he was going to have some fun with this, pulling from his pocket a replica Hooweestick, he replaced it for the original. This replica was imprinted with a subliminal message, ' That Santa Claus was not a Real Person', he was going to spoil everyone's Christmas, just as JoyceP had spoiled his. He switched the machine on, set it to high and left the cave.Jadeacres and Stupid little genius were up to their necks in tinsel. All the reindeer had come down with a bad case of tinselworm. they suspected fowl play but could not prove it. They had roped in AKMark, Crtclev, D4est, Emdgregand Dudeabides to help, already they had buried Lemsgarden in barrowloads of tinsel, and were running out of room, there was no way they were going to be able to sell all this tinsel by Christmas.(Well, were did you think tinsel came from???). Next year thought Jadeacres I'm going to take up chicken farming it can't be as bad as this.Down in the Magic Christmas Dust mines, Essondon, Fracol, Idisjunction, Martinel, Natural Val and Hockey Addict were noticing that the Magic Dust seams were slowly running out as belief in Santa Claus slowly dwindled. JoyceP had a lot to answer for.Struggling through the deepening snow, the Grockle had to carry the elves, he thought he could do with a drink, when behind him he heard a clink clink clink, turning around he saw a llama covered in bottles of something, grabbing one he saw it was some kind of drink, 'Oh, I see you have met The Snapplellama' said Katz2, 'What's a llama doing in a Christmas story', said the Grockle, 'You know, I think the writer has lost the plot, or something like that, All we need now is a dragon to really round things off'. 'Funny you should say that', said a deep voice beside his ear. the Grockle jumped and managed to turn at the same time, and found himself looking into the eyes of the biggest blackest dragon he had ever seen. 'Hi folks', said the dragon, I am known around here as DarkDragon.The Grockle shook his head, what a way to introduce 2 supervisors. 'Smoke break, everyone' he yelled, 'back in 10 minutes'. He walked right up to the glass of the computer monitor and rapped on it. 'You out there ' he yelled, 'Wake your ideas up, come on now, seven lines to introduce two supervisors at this rate we will still be here next Christmas, and if you think I will still be here freezing my nu....um paws off in this snow, you can think again, put some life it into will you', and with that ringing endorsement of this story he stomped off into the snow muttering and moaning like a big hairy Grey and Grumpy on overdrive. Takamo stood there, he had pressed the Panic Button and nothing was happening, it was then he noticed the small print under the words Panic Button, putting on his glasses he read the words, Press once, and stand clear. Stand clear of what, he thought, I'm in a empty room, he looked up, down and from side to side, still nothing. Suddenly the door crashed open and Takamo was flattened as CsandersO, Dick Harfield, Kharrima, Kirsten07734, Robbb, 2-D-Point, 22Chiki22, A.Allan, Abulafia, Afrovax and Woodwose charged in, followed by Allegro Vivace, Apprentice 334, Artemis 97, Bookwench, Canadian Resident and Chongyx and a whole host of other elves. The elves were followed in by two of the sternest women you have ever seen, Santa's chief Secretary HisPowr4U and the chief accountant SavedbyHim81490, who for some reason, ( I can't think of one) was wearing a large badge with the logo Savemoney101 on it. The room fell fairly quiet, there was some tuneless whistling, some humming and quite a few ouches as Marcy the fairy was at the back of the room pinching male elves behinds and giving them the old wink wink nudge nudge routine. An8thg (Don't ask ok), the other fairy had taken herself off to her newly acquired marital bed, much to the delight of Mr An8thg (Don't ask ok) , who was soon to be disappointed, when rebuffed by a laptop, and the words I must finishing recatting this. As he turned over, he thought to himself, at least it is more original than I have a headache. Takamo picked himself off the floor, dusted himself off, and thanked the few elves who had wiped their feet on him. Marcythe fairy, had just gotten the tape measure out of her handbag, ready to measure up a likely victim, when HisPowr4U rapped the table. Darkdragon shook the snow off his scales, and turned to the Grockle and said, ' Climb on board I will fly you to Santa's house.' They all climbed on to the dragon, and he soared into the air. Above the clouds the air was Crystal clear, they had been flying for about five minutes when three flashes of white flew past them and disappeared into the distance, 'What the Fallon Galbraith was that', exclaimed the Grockle, Oh, only Archangel Dmitry, EnglishAngel and SingingAngel93 racing each other replied the dragon. About ten minutes later, the dragon looked over his shoulder and said, 'Hang on tight folks we are here , and I will be landing at Maxiogee's, ( which is dragon talk for landing at maximum G, a very risky manoeuvre, especially if you are a passenger on the back of a dragon, it can lead to IllogicalIllusions, not to mention Incoherent speech and a touch of the Lapidaryrough).The Grockle staggered away from the landing complaining that his Ligand had given away, and he wasn't sure about his Nutster and that he might have to Puckpuff his Zoop. Robin looked at Katz2 and said 'That's OneWeirdDude we have brought back, he certainly has a Darksyde, we should get him to DocBosma.'As HisPowr4U was about to speak, two of the more senior elves stepped forward,. 'Yes', snapped HisPowr4U,' What do you two want and which two are you, you know I can never remember names'.The taller of the two elves spoke 'I am RoibeairdWA, and that's UnionMaster3206, 'and it's about our pay deal'. 'Can't be time for that already' said SavedbyHim81490. 'Yes it is', replied RoibeairdWA, ' The last pay deal was in 1604 and to be reopened in 2008'. 'Well we don't have time for that right now', said HisPowr4U, 'Can't you see that we have a crisis going on'. 'You will have a bigger crisis, if you don't listen to us', said Unionmaster3206 stamping his foot. 'RoibeairdWA has been listening to that new-fangled thing called a radio, (elves live for a very long time, hence the long time between pay deals, and are a little way behind the rest of the world), and apparently the groat has not been legal tender for a few hundred years. and what do you insist in paying us with?'. 'Groats' roared Dlmick, flinging a handful on the floors, as the rest of the elves cheered him on, 'We want to be paid in dounds and pollars'. 'I think you mean pounds and dollars, Brother Dlmick' said UnionMaster3206. 'Impossible', snapped SavedbyHim81490. 'Oh, impossible is it', sad RoibeairdWA, his voice full of menace, 'Let's see how impossible it is, As from now the elf host withdraws it labour after we have packed and posted all our present first', and with that all the elves turned and walked out the doors , leaving HisPowr4U, SavedbyHim81490 and Takamo looking at each other in disbelief. Jadeacres had stopped the tinselworm out break simply by bringing Darkdragon into the stables, and telling him to take his pick, Much to the relief of Dfoofnik, Dgardner74, ESanderson, Hiramito, Nirel, Rosie. wenger, History Dork, Arunkumarsuri, Batman13 and CharlesRS, who had been brought in to replace the other exhausted elves. It's surprising how many reindeer bodily functions you can shut down, by telling a dragon to take it's pick, in this case Darkdragon chose a shovel, and began building a snowdragon with the help of Christino, ColYoung, FierE, Homeybiz and JohnCorey, who had become bored standing around. All the reindeer were now cowering under the fresh hay laid by Agpecho and Historywizz (It brought tears to their eyes), except for one little female who was watching the Plumbing Guru tinker with the 'TOP SECRET' insides of Santa's new sleigh. The little female had been fluttering her eyelashes at him for weeks, but he hadn't taken a bit of notice. As he packed up his tools Plumbing Gurufinally noticed the reindeer watching him, and as he passed her, he reached out and scratched her head, not noticing that he knocked the lock of her pen to open.Outside The Great House and over in front of the Production Line, the elves had formed two picket lines.JRwaddy had set up a placard painting stall, (for a modest fee, of course), while Dodi had set up a sandwich and hot snack table. Chewdand Bibblob2 had found a couple of old oildrums and soon had a blazing fire in front of each line. Chaaker, DiskmanDave, Jkornblau, I am jim, Korean Guru, Lparadis, Pernys32, Puskinlupu, Sean2236 and Taffytoon were all having a snowball fight, while Lurchvsciara and LythandeBlueStar were toasting marshmallows. JayveeRouge and Pickleshy were in the kitchen pinching chesnuts to roast. Porkdisco had set up a music system, and was preparing for a Nightdance. Back in the comfort of his study WikiWriter had to admit defeat, there was just too many Supervisors for him to fit into this story, without stretching the plots to ridiculous lengths, and making it stupid. (What do you mean, it already is!). To all those I leave out, I apologise, the main aim now is to find Aliceand Emmetland, and to get those crazy elves back to work, so that all the presents are delivered by Christmas morning, and to switch Brave3's machine off, and getting JoyceP and the rest of the world believing in Santa Claus again. So disregarding over half of what he has written, and not put here yet, we get back to the action.To be continuedThe rest of this opus is currently being written, re written edited and sworn at,it will be finished in time for Easter, that is, if Brave3 does not introduce anymore large batches of new supervisors.Will JRwaddy win the heart and hand of fair Dodi, not to mention a glimpse of her unmentionablesWill our Band of intrepid elves ever find EmmetlandWho The Heck Is Alice?What is Jadeacres going to do?Will the Grockle save Christmas?What was JRWaddy and Dodi doing behind the stables?.Why am I writing this.And Amlove, Fairies do not do that!!!!!!
