Who is Rene giglioti of ponce?

Answer 1

Rene lives next door to Pat, on my street.

Rene dislikes collectiong stamps, and he and Pat have had a feud going for fiver years to my knowledge. If he can, Rene intercepts Pat's mail and uses a marker pen to black out the stamps.

Pat retaliates by urinating though Rene's letterbox when he thinks that Rene is not home.

Interestingly, Rene is always home when this happens, as he has a very strange fetish, and videos every incident before posting them on the internet using the pseudonym "Wet Carpet Guy".

Rene is standing for election to the UK Parliament later this year, for the Conservative party.