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How much Norris would Chuck Norris Norris if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
Is chuckie stronger than Chuck Norris?
Nothing is stronger than Norris
How smart is Chuck Norris?
smarter than you.
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars then who has more money?
you both have the same amount of money He has more money than you... Chuck Norris will ALWAYS have more money than you... Take THAT Bill Gates and Oprah!
Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Darth Vader?
Chuck Norris would, he can't be choked or cut. However, no fight that involves Chuck Norris is a fair fight... There is no possible way for Chuck Norris (my father) to be killed by anything less than me.... and I'm not going to kill him....
How much Norris would Chuck Norris Norris if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
Who is faster than Chuck Norris?
chuck norris. The person Chuck Norris just kick possesses a greater trajectory velocity.
Is Chuck Norris cooler than the Rock?
Chuck Norris is way cooler, but it depends how you look at it.
Is chuckie stronger than Chuck Norris?
Nothing is stronger than Norris
How does Chuck Norris do the roundhouse kick?
Chuck Norris does the roundhouse kick more effectively than anyone else.
If Chuck Norris had no cookies how many would he have?
Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
Who is better Jet Li or Chuck Norris?
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Chuck Norris is BETTER than jet li because he was in more movies and does a round house that CAN KILL U! Also Chuck Norris was the KING OF BATTLE , THE HEAD HANCHO , THE MAN! If you go on Google and type in where is chuck Norris and click the im feeling lucky.U can tottaly tell chuck Norris is better!!!
Tell us something funny?
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.
What is awesomer than Chuck Norris?
NOTHING.
Who is better than Chuck Norris?
JAX
Jarda is better than Chuck Norris?
NO
What is better than Chuck Norris?
God.
