The darkness potato would fight with the light potato to the death and just before the darkness potato dies it would reveal that it was the light potato's father and then jump to its death. The light potato would also kiss its sister and be the disciple of the short green potato and be good friends with handsome potato and hairy potato. They all save the potato galaxy together.
Though Mr. Potato Head is infinitely customizable and can adapt to any situation, the force powers and light saber of Darth Vader would prevail.
The colour expected would be Black, as a reaction between the iodine and potato starch occurs to give a black complex.
This fight would never happen, no matter how you look at it.
An AT-AT would definitely win.
carcharodontosaurus would win
Yes, the potato would absorb the salt. You would have to remove the potato be for serving the soup.
The Shark
A spartan
lion
demi
That would be a battle.