Because there was a KFC on the other side.
he didnt have the stomach for it. he didnt have the nerve to do it.
By walking
chicken
"He was afraid of the water."
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
by teaching it to drive
to get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
because the chicken was wearing it.
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.