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Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Michael Zepeda
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Why didn't the skelaton cross the road?
he didnt have the stomach for it. he didnt have the nerve to do it.
Does a banana cross the road?
chicken
How does a chicken cross the road?
By walking
Why didnt the chicken cross the water park?
"He was afraid of the water."
How do you get the chicken to cross the road?
by teaching it to drive
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
Know any frog cross the road jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
What is the actual funniest joke ever?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
Why did the road cross the road?
It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot!
Why did the sock cross the road?
because the chicken was wearing it.
Why did the vampire cross the road?
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.
Why did Einstein's chicken cross the road?
I believe Einstein would say: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."
