Because there was a KFC on the other side.
he didnt have the stomach for it. he didnt have the nerve to do it.
By walking
chicken
"He was afraid of the water."
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
by teaching it to drive
to get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot!
because the chicken was wearing it.
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.