Everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you.
You cant use Google to find Chuck Norris,Google uses Chuck Norris to find you,then he round house kicks you in the face.
The New MrSpock (Xbox Live Gamertag), says: Because Chuck Norris Searches You.
Because you don't find Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris finds you.
chuck Norris finds you instead
chuck Norris cant lose.
chuck Norris cant bring back Jesus and play a game of chess
You cant!
chuck Norris even Jackie Chan cant beat him
lose a fist fight
Surprisingly, this is the only thing Chuck Norris cannot do. When Mr. Hammer said "you cant touch this," he was not lying.
You cant beat a ninja the only thing that can beat a ninja is another ninja or Chuck Norris. Yes i agree with you Chuck Norris is good
It cant be because Chuck Norris didnt want it to be