Because they have nothing Else to do than watch football
telly-tv.com but when it first get put on, the site takes ages to load so you have to wait a bit. :/
This is my first answer, so if it's useless, sorry. Of course dads watch sports, they have no any others entertainments to be done. And there's many sports channel in your TV. I don't think you expect your dad to watch cartoon, isn't it? They like watching sports (especially Soccer) with their friends so that they have something to do and not bored.
because of your dads hairy balls
It depends on the time (e.g. Prime time will cost more), what's on the telly. More people will watch the World Cup final than will watch daytime TV, so World Cup final advertisements will cost more.
dads eat a lot of food because they are the alpha male dogs and they have to protect their family from any harm and they have to stay feed or the will be week and not be able to protect.
I am a daughter of a father (of course) and they love us so much because we are his own flesh and blood. We are a part of them. They just want to show how much they appreciate us.
Because we watch so much stuff so you have question
No it's not going to be out until like May or so.
they are jerks becuase their moms are jerks and their dads are jerks so he learned from them and is about to get a punch from me.
Dads in Africa love football so um they probably play it during their spare time.
I would buy him a great watch or a camera from amazon.com Dads usually love watches, so I would choose a watch. There are so many great varieties available these days. I would buy the triple sensor solar path finder. Its been on my list since long.
From what I have heard, you shouldn't bring your piggy into the same room as the telly when it is on for too long. This is because when it is on, there is a very high pitched noise that you can only just about hear if you mute your telly, but guinea pigs can hear it much louder than we can. I believe this may hurt their ears?