dads eat a lot of food because they are the alpha male dogs and they have to protect their family from any harm and they have to stay feed or the will be week and not be able to protect.
because of your dads hairy balls
the dads will eat the babies cuz they think that they are food
Because they have nothing Else to do than watch football
They eat so much leaves
becuse they eat too many beans
because you touch yourself at night
I am a daughter of a father (of course) and they love us so much because we are his own flesh and blood. We are a part of them. They just want to show how much they appreciate us.
Because he don't have something to do, so because people eat so much if they are alone
eat a bagel and listen to wakka flokka naked
they like to eat so much is because it fills them up and gives energy
Dads in Africa love football so um they probably play it during their spare time.
they are jerks becuase their moms are jerks and their dads are jerks so he learned from them and is about to get a punch from me.