Because if I love him he wont round-house kick me.
Because he is CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris cannot love. He can only "not kill"
Because Chuck Norris loves no one.
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
Yes, he is happily married with kids.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Chuck Norris!
you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.