Why does Arthur the ardvark stink?

Answer 1

because he wears nerdy glasses and he needs better frames for his glasses. well, in 1980, King Arthur bumped into a nanny and granny which made his knuckles cracked.

Excerpt from this journal published by the rolling sons.

There were once two grannies who were complete opposite. One named Nanny and the other, Grammy. Nanny loved to hopscotch and Grammy loved staying at home. They made their way back from a promenade, and not knowing they were neighbours, Nanny thought Grammy was following her. Grammy put aside her cane and started walking faster. Nanny started to run too because she saw smoke from her house. Grammy walked even faster, and she pulled her roller blades from her backpack and began rolling, and her cane was flying like a cape. She was so fast that anyone would've mistaken her for the wind. Nanny had an urged face because the smoke was spreading almost everywhere. Then the smoke expanded twice blocking her sight so she crashed into Grammy. Grammy fell and her knuckles cracked. She said ouch. Nanny said ouch. After, they ran home. As they ran home, they forgot about their important appointment with Dr. Fish and Dr. Shrimp respectively. Nanny remembered that she was supposed to see Dr. Fish and so she luckily pulled a pair of rollerblades from her emergency kits and rolled down to the hospital at top speed, surpassing the pedestrians and she crashed into a car like a squished bug on the window. Her knuckles cracked again. She said ouch. Nanny walked at a dying pace to avoid possible injuries so she didn't crack her knuckles but her whole body cracked. She said ouch. She died. Grammy slowly walked to Dr. Fish for she saw what happened to Nanny so she got a free exam. Then remembering that she forgot to extinguish the fire, she ran back home, and she saw her house burning. She said a prayer and took over Nanny's house to pay Nanny's mortgages and she also felt sorry for her knuckles and tragic accident. The moral lesson is to take things slowly so you can avoid tragic accidents.