Because he would beat us all in a fight.
Chuck Norris eats peppers that are so hot, they will make YOUR eyes water! Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a pepper so hard that Mexico thought it had its own Space Shuttle!
chuck Norris is cool so deal with it
Mr. Norris has his own WA category because of the overwhelming interest in this American martial artist, actor and humanitarian. He has even created his own style of martial art. The outrageous humor of the fictional "Chuck Norris Facts" has re-catapulted him to the fore-front of the world stage, so he wrote his OWN book, The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book.
so much chuck Norris cant afford it
Because of the dearth of REAL heroes.
no he could not if someone shot him in the face
Chuck Norris is all powerfull he is the tankliest man of all!
Chuck Norris makes the game lose itself, so no.
Because everybody posted so many jokes about Chuck Norris online, he posted his own fist online to hit anyone mentioning his name again.
Chuck Norris is so tall that his pulse registers on the Richter Scale.
chuck Norris invented losing, just so he could always win...
Chuck Norris is a ninja pirate cowboy so you tell me