Why does Obama have three children?

Answer 1

Because when he was raised in Nigeria, he had four people he smanged all the time. Then, when he called the Alquidah, they told him that he should become the new President to run this country into the ground. But, when he arrived to plane, three of his fifteen accidents snuck onto the plane with him, and that's how they got here, with the Lord of the Monkeys who will star in the new movie live movie of the world: "Rise of the Planet of The Apes".

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