cause hes a jerk
It doesn't mean anything. You might just need help with something that a girl might know. There's nothing to it.
They mean Boy Friend and Girl Friend
My friend (and this friend is a girl)
You can try to talk to her and help her, or dump her. Who needs trouble with the law? Be firm about this. Tell her two choices, pick one.
It means she is about to dump her boyfriend and pursue you.
It means that this girl wants to know how you feel about her. For example, a friend, more than a friend, or you hate her.
I assume you mean "your girl friend". You don't..
It can mean nothing. The girl is just trying to be helpful. If the girl smiles and looks giggly while passing the sharpener than she my like you.
dating
Wife can mean a girl and a friend, but goes beyond friend a little, so not sure that is what you are looking for.
It could be she is a lesbian and has a lover,or it could be she has a friend who is a girl and nothing more.
That you want to be more than friends with them, that you want to be boy friend/ girl friend with them:Sx