Because a father can't let his kid tennager or whatever run over his or her mother your dad is supposed to protect your mother.
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I'll be your step-dad in a week.
a bear walked up to a bar and said: I’ll have a... the worker said what’s with the big paws
knock knock? whos there? Nobody Nobody who? (don't answer) nobody who!?!?! (don't answer) Nobody who!!!! get it? or ask "daddy will you remember me in the morning" "yes" "how about next week?" "yes" "how about next month?" "yes" "how about next year" "yes" then say "knock knock" "whos there" then look at your dad and say "see you forgot about me already." hahahahaha
Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card. -- Vedant Sansare. Class 5. Thakur Vidya Mandir High School & JR. Kandivali
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Your Momma's dad's Mom's House
Momma Mia, OF COURSE!
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Peach And baby Mario's dad is Mario
he grew up wid his momma :) and his dad :)
Females are somewhat larger.
Dad does not allow Momma to punish Byron in "The Watsons Go to Birmingham - 1963." He believes that Byron needs to learn from his mistakes in his own way.
Jo momma
Your momma when she's in my bed but i hate her most when she's with your dad's bed
I'll be your step-dad in a week.
Be good and listen to johnny and momma.Luv Dalton,of course,ur marical.