Why is A man is sitting at a table in a bar holding a lotto ticket and crying?

Answer 1

1. Well, ya see there were these two people that fell in love while they were drunk, later that night they were, well, ya know and nine months later a baby popped out and they caled him paul ,when he grew up he fell in love . . . with another man ( he was born gay) called Fred and paul bought a lotto ticket and took it home and Fred got really mad and ripped it up and ate it, then he pooped it out and paul ran to the toilet and got all the pieces and taped them back together, and later that night Fred and paul were all like mmmm and hmmmmm together and the next day they went to a bar and paul bought the lotto ticket, and they won so they were all like "yaaaaaay" and "woohooooo" and waving their arms around so they got on a plane to Japan and Fred got sick and threw up and paul was like " its ok im here" and when they landed they went to another bar and they were watching the lotto and they had brought a ticket from home and they won again and they were all like "woohooooo" and "yaay" and throwing their arms up in the air and then they went on a flight to England and paul was sick and Fred was all like "its ok im here" and they landed and went to another bar and they were watching the Japanese lotto cause they had brought a Japanese ticket over and just before the numbers were called Fred had some beer but it was too warm so he threw up all over paul and ran to the bathroom and paul was left crying with the lotto ticket in his hand covered in spew. yes.

2. He lost.

3. The lotto ticket gave him a paper cut.

4. It all started when a man stood on top of a hill, ripped off his shirt and yelled at a passing petranadon amd the petranadon smiles and picks him up, flies him to Nebraska and puts him in its nest. The man is reaaaaaaaally sad because he is about to be eaten. So the petranadon fells sorry for him and gives him a lotto ticket. the man smiles and pats the petranadon and is eaten but not killed. The petranadon walks around(and flies) all over the world, and then stops in France to go to a french restaurant. the petranandon is seated and orders the fill'e minyon' and sauce bayonays. They come and the Petranadon eats like theres no tomorrow. He gives the waiter a tip for his troubles and the petranadon sets off to go to the scray hotel the dolphin and stays in room 1408. The petranadon gets too scared and breaks through the window spinning wildly out of control and lands on the concrete and throws up that guy he swallows. the 2 become great friends in hospital together and the guy brings out the lotto ticket. the petranandon makes a miraculous recovery and buys a home for the petranadon and guy to live in. When they're in bed, suddenly afortune teller comes to the petranadon's bed and tells him that the ticket is the winning jackpot ticket, and that when the guy wins, he will abandon the petranandon. The petrananadon gets jealous and secretly photocopies the ticket, but keeps both of them. In the morning the guy notices the ticket is gone! the Petranadon says to him that 15 homosexual robot burglars came and stole it. The petranadon offers to take him to a bar to make him feel better and the guy agrees. While the guy was in the bathroom the petranadon listened to the lotto numbers. And he won! But while the petranandon was doing a money dance, the guy comes back and cries hard out to see the petranandon running off being carried by 15 homosexual robot burglars. Unfortunately, he drops one of the tickets and the guy picks it up, sits at a table and cries his widdle heart out.the end.