It depends what type of tissues you mean. If you mean his body tissues, well i hope not, but if you mean the tissues that you blow your noise on, then yes they probably will. But please don't let them, I'm sure it cant be good for them and it might make them sick!
No, spiders do not make buzzing noises of any kind. It's probably an insect of some kind.
I really need to get my closet organized. Where could I find a closet system to purchase?
nope
There is not really a monster in your closet, since monsters don't exist. Throwing pies in your closet will only make a mess, which you will have to clean up afterwards.
No there isn't.
No he just makes noises.
No, See a doctor!
A really big closet
A really big closet
a really scary clown with a chainsaw and check your closet to!
music that makes really gross noises
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