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Michelangelo made this sculpture for a purpose, he wanted a sex toy. since after 1504 during the medieval times, he would try having sex with his statue which was 6 tonnes! he was often caught by king lance-a-lot(the king during their time after King Arthur was killed in a cyborg generating experiment). King lance-a-lot sentences michelangelo to death by hanging him. michelangelo broke the 3rd law, no statue sex. 2nd law was no cyborg or robot sex, 1st law was no insulting the king's technology (since medieval times had poor technology that could be spat on). the stature was angry since michelangelo was dead and they couldn't have gay statue sex (it is still unknown what the statue erected from its doodle in 1504). the statue came alive and sat on the king lance-a-lot's butt and he was squashed like a fish in an avalanche. then the statue froze in a retarted posture.

So the purpose of the David sculputure was for Michelangelo to have sex with a male statue.

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