Q. What did Jupiter say to Saturn?
A. give me a ring sometime!
Q. Why was the thirsty alien hanging around a computer?
A. he was looking for the space bar!
Q. Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?
A. he was looking for Pluto!
Q. Student: Please Sir, did you hear scientists found life on another planet?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: They found fleas on Pluto!
Q. did you ever taste a comet?
A. No, but I heard it's outta this world!
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think of some old Latin, Greek or roman names that describe the planet
How about Exon?.... Or Ryohlex? I was making a poll for planet names and those were the only two i could think of. Hahaha
Planet disguise good. Some planet disguise better. Planet disguise by disguising.
The highest elevations on the planet are generally found in regions that have mountain ranges. Some of the highest elevations on the planet can be found in the Himalayas.
The curved path is called the orbit. Each planet has its own orbit. Some are faster and some are slower. They are caused by the gravity of the planet and the sun
It has never been a planet, some people might of thought it was a planet, but it has never officially been one.
The eighth closest planet to the sun is Pluto but some ppl think it is not a planet so Neptune.
the derpy planet :P lol jokes
A kid said to his dad: "We learned about Pluto and where it's located in the solar system, but my teacher said nothing about where Mickey is."
Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends was created in 1985.
Find Yo Mamma jokes on Youtube.
ok basicly give somebody your password,or get tricked by me, jokes
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the derpy planet :P lol jokes
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
Some of the Joke resources for jokes of the day are that people submit different jokes, and then they are voted on to see which ones are the best ones.
Some good family friendly jokes in Hindi can be found on many different websites online. A couple of those websites are Jokes Duniya and Waffa. Some of the jokes are called Jokes in Hindi, Pathan Joke Zabardast and Bond Meets a Tamil Guy.
why did dinosaurs walk the planet, because they couldnt get their feet on the bicycle pedals