My butt is on fire
Improper sentence structure. Yo nececito el gato en mis pantalones = I need the cat in my pants!
"Tengo un gato en mis pantalones" is Spanish for "I have a cat in my pants." It suggests a humorous or absurd situation, as it's unusual for a cat to be in someone's pants. This phrase could be used literally or figuratively to express discomfort or surprise.
literal means you`re happy in my mind. but it can mean I have happy or nice thoughts of you, or, when i think of you i am happy.
calculus in the vesicle
This is improper Spanish. The statemwent "Tú eres muy bueno" by itself addressing a man or boy means "You are a very good person". The same statement can also mean "you are very good at..." "[Tú] eres muy bueno en el béisbol" = You are very good at baseball. "Tu es mu bueno" literally translates to "Your is moo good"
is in
that is incorrect spanish, "k beta" does not have a translation, "esta en esta foot" means is in the foot
It means "put it into your ..." (the dots are there because culo is the vulgar word for behind.)
its in english
For you on this Christmas.
Literally translated: I miss you, my pain in the a**
en tu culo
its not well written, transalted directly from spanish to English it would be, "are fire" it could be " estas en fuego" which is "you are on fire"
en tu culo jediondo
i don't know what it means
It is prohibited to perrear in this zone.
You are gorgeous in this photo