It's the man from Nantucket who's d**k was so long he could suck it.
The rest goes:
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c**t, I would f**k it!"
Nantucket Massachusetts is also known as "The Gray Lady."
The nursery rhyme you're referring to is "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly." In this rhyme, an old lady swallows a fly and subsequently swallows increasingly larger animals in an attempt to catch the fly, leading to a humorous and absurd series of events. The poem highlights the folly of her actions and has been a popular children's rhyme for generations.
She had so many she didn't know what to do.
"There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" is a children's rhyme that was first published in 1952 by Rose Bonne, a Canadian singer and storyteller. The origins of the rhyme, however, can be traced back to earlier versions that date as far back as the 18th century.
The Old Lady who lived in a shoe
Hard word to rhyme but here are a few: Bucket Suck it (as in a lollipop) Duck it Chuck it Pluck it Stuck it Truck it Tuck it
The address of the Nantucket Atheneum is: 1 India Street, Nantucket, 02554 3519
The address of the Nantucket Dreamland Foundation is: , Nantucket, MA 02554-0989
If you are not old, and you rhyme with grew, you are new.
50 years old. Born May 1960.
The address of the Nantucket Preservation Trust is: Po Box 158, Nantucket, MA 2554
Nantucket was created in 1641.