Try putting him/her on your shoulder, they usually feel safer there.
Rat poison makes blood stop clotting and stop working.
say stop
Get the dust out his cage...
yeah kill it
yes stop smoking
When it is pregnant or has been desexed.
Find another vet. Or find another rat.
Cuz no feed!
they never stop growing-like a rat's
rat poisoning
Build the rat cave and after it builds, go to it. Put on the rat suit and scare
I doubt even a large common rat has enough meat on it. You could use several, go to Africa and get an African pouched rat which is large enough, or stop being an idiot and go to the store and buy a pound of beef.