** Well, I would start with a napkin, knife and fork....oh wait, I bet you're asking how to take a woman out to eat....
The best way to approach a woman is to tease her in some way.
The best way to get a woman pregnant is right after her period. A woman is most fertile during this period. Her eggs are ready to be fertilized.
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No cats don't eat penis's! The only way this can occur is if you are referring to a woman.
that is the best way to eat them
the best way is to eat salad everyday
Politely, and with consideration.
with a fork
Eat them
i find the best way to eat a dog is to wait til its asleep, gently pick it up and cook it alive....
Everyone will have a different opinion, but generally speaking, no it's not the "best" way. The best way is to eat less, eat a well-balanced diet, and get enough exercise.
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