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Why do birds poo on your car?

Anonymous

∙ 15y ago

Updated: 11/15/2022

Because they have extremely weak bowel systems and often cannot control excessive cacking on pants cars. Ie you are gay and have bolocks car and fooking desrve it.

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∙ 15y ago

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