How do you get the Illuminati attention?

Answer 1

First, build two superconducting plates roughly one hundred square miles in diameter.Then, place them in distant orbit above the Solar System's plane of the eliptic.

Power requirements, frequency, and calibrated distances parallel to each shouldn't be a problem if you manage steps one and two.

Once, these issues are solved, powering up this device should theoretically open a wormhole. Now, we're off a bit into the weeds here, but IF you manage to complete all of the above, AND wormhole theory proves true the hypothesis that time travel is possible, AND you are able to accurately jump into the past, THEN "set the Way back Machine for 1778, Bavaria, central Europe Sherman." When you arrive, provided The Church doesn't have you immolated as a witch, find Professor Adam Weishaupt. He can help you from there.

If you're still reading, and the satire above hasn't been wasted, you should be aware that contacting the Illuminati is impossible. They haven't existed since 1785.