What are the benefits of joining the Illuminati?

Answer 1

Well:

• You get to visit Europe at the birth of the Enlightment period.
• You have the chance to contract plague, smallpox, and a host of other diseases that existed rampantly during the 18th century in Europe.
• You might be able to meet some very influential people who lived between the years 1776 and 1785.
• You get to run for your life from the Duke of Bavaria and the Catholic Church (Cardinal of Nuremberg).
• If you mean today, you get to live in a totally mythical world probably also populated by unicorns, vampires, werewolves, and Bigfoot.

The Illuminati does not exist. One cannot join what does not exist.

Answer 2

Absolutely nothing. What happens if you become a real life vampire? Nothing, because vampires do not exist. What happens if you join the Boogaloo Cult of West Borndorf, Condrataland? Nothing, because neither the Boogaloo Cult nor West Borndorf, Condratland exist. The Illuminati does not exist, so you cannot join. What you cannot join can have no affect on your life.