Why did the ghost haunt the king? To be a knight-mare. The joke is kings can make people knights, but a ghost would prefer to be a nightmare.
It depends on the ghost. Some haunt, while others joke.
Not the funniest joke ever but it is because when you are cold you make the noise "brrr" and a ghost says "boo" so it makes sense that a frozen ghost would say brrr-oooo.
There are a few ghost joke on this site. These are Halloween jokes.
A ghost favorite pie it a joke is a Boo-Berry pie with I-scream.
TO me yes i think spirits and ghosts are real. And i also believe if you have no trust or belief in ghosts then sometimes you wil get haunted. That is my belief and really i have seen a ghost walk out my grandma's door!!!! Not true hahaha joke
The joke where the punch line is boo-vine is what do you call a cow that's a ghost?
To explain this joke, the panda lost his dinner because he was bamboozled, or swindled, out of it. It is a play on the word "bamboo."
well idk!!! but if you look this guy up he will come and haunt you!! NO JOKE!! he will stalk u and then kill u really he will!!
This cannot be answered. This joke can be answered differently.
To explain the joke "what do you call a happy frog, answer hoppy" you have to understand puns. Hoppy is enough like happy that it can be substituted.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a ghost? A BOO-MOO!
"Ramboo" is the answer to this joke.