The answer is 8 years 7 months and 6 days.
Immediately, as long as you take it rectally.
Coffee beans typically take about 3 to 4 years to grow from planting to harvest.
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As long as you can hold it in.
Yes, it can, coffee has water in it but it will take a long time since it has more coffee than water.
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A French press typically takes about 4 minutes to brew coffee.
Coffee typically takes about 2-3 hours to freeze in a standard home freezer.
Coffee filters typically take about 2-5 months to decompose, depending on the type of material they are made from and the conditions of the environment they are in.
The time needed for a single serving of coffee depends on the brewing time. And the brewing time is programmable in this machine. So it depends upon you how long you want to brew the coffee for.
As long as you have a stable heat source and a apprpriate roasting vessel you can roast coffee on anything, even if it's a pan, a wok, or a pot. Although I would want to take a look at if the wok has any non-neutral oils on the surface before proceeding.
Three hours not counting stops for coffee.