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The amount of alcohol that a person can consume before becoming drunk is affected by several different factors. The first of which is 'size and weight' (but in my opinion, this isn't as large a factor as most people think.) Other factors are your natural tolerance level, your mood/mind frame at the time of consumption, and your conditioned tolerance level (how much and how often you have drank over the years). So in short, it is on an individual basis.
And another answer would be that there is never enough. If drunkeness is what a person seeks in the jug, it is easy to find, few go there for that purpose. Escape from real problems, escape from pain, real or imagined is often a drtving force. An escape into oblivion is often better then a single glimpse at reality. Looking into the mirror at reality takes courage that no booze and no drug can substitute for. Some can seek and find an escape in an ounce, others may need a pint or more. It is not how much is needed to get drunk, it is always a question of is there enough available to escape.
322.6 millilitres.
No, water can't get you drunk.
I think the real question here is why do you need to be drunk on a regular basis?
you will get drunk
you get drunk.
as much as u can take
yes
not unless you drink the vodka, but if it goes up your butt, you will diewhy are you asking this anyway?the reason why you will die:when the alcohol enters your rectum it will get into your intestines before the liver can filter it out, hence to much alcohol in your blood, hence you die.
Yes, if you mean VODKA and water that is.
Never tried it. Depends on the amount you consume.
No, vodka is not awesome. It is an alcohol drink that can be okay if taken in moderation, but can also get a person very drunk.
Depends on the circumstances - like whether you are male or female, how much body fat you have etc.