In a swamp.
Get to a basement or storm cellar if possible. If underground shelter is unavailable then a central room or closet (especially a bathroom) is the next best option. If caught in the open or in a car with no shelter available lie in a ditch, do not get under a bridge and do not stay in the vehicle.
No, a culvert is not a safe place to hide from a tornado. Culverts can easily flood during storms, trap you inside, or collapse under the force of the tornado. It is best to seek a sturdier shelter like a basement, storm cellar, or designated tornado shelter.
The best place to hide during a tornado outside is in a low-lying area like a ditch or culvert, away from trees, cars, and other debris that could become projectiles in high winds. Lie flat and cover your head to protect yourself from debris. Avoid seeking shelter under bridges or highway overpasses as these are not safe options.
No, a manhole is not a safe place to hide during a tornado. Manholes are not designed to provide protection from powerful tornado-force winds and debris. It is safer to seek shelter in a sturdy building or underground storm shelter if possible.
The best thing to do during a massive thunderstorm, especially if conditions are right for tornadic activity, is hide in the lowest place possible in your home or in a center room or closet. But if it's a small, non-threatening storm, you should be safe anywhere inside your home.
I hide mine at a friends house.
Under their bed.
The best place to hide is in one of the corners and to get out of the trap you hit the electricity box with a snowball
Under the blankets
behind a fat person
in a underwear drawer
I think the best thing to do after the thunderstorm hide in the small place
Places where people are unlikely to find you weird places
under the bed or in your warddrobe/draws
hide in your bathroom! inside your tub will be the best place
The Captains Quarters behind his hammock.
The best places to hide in the bedroom are: in the closet behind a large dresser or bookshelf under the bed (but this is the first place people look) Personally, I prefer hiding in the garage or outdoors in trees.