Ha ha.. I think it means:
Where's my eggs?
I think you mean Donde which is Where (in english)
where is my husband
'unn' - ?'donde vives' = where (do) you live
Suck my balls D
The woman buys eggs but she doesn't need them
huevos is eggs
Go with eggs.
It's spelled "huevos", and it is Spanish for "eggs."
I think you may mean comes mi huevos. that would be "eat my eggs."
"I almost don't speak English, but tell her/him/it that my eggs on her/his/its face." "My eggs are on his face" is not a proper translation of the second half of that phrase. The proper translation would be the slang English "my balls are up in his grill!"
chupa mi huevos means suck my balls and senorita means "young lady"
Se pone el huevo en el plato hondo. = The egg is put in the bowl. Se ponen los huevos en el plato hondo. = The eggs are put in the bowl. Se pone el huevos en la plata ono = Gibberish.