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Bologna History:

The Lighter Side of History

(Which means some historical fact and a whole lot of bologna)

The very first teacher in the world was none other than Mr. Lucifer Fallenangel. It was he who tutored Eve in the methods of gaining knowledge of good and evil. Eve, in turn, taught Adam this method and before you know it, the first thing Adam and Eve learned was that they were naked. Like some bad dream where they discovered they got to school naked, forgetting to put on clothes, the got dressed in a hurry.

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The editors of Wikianswers wish to clarify that Wikianswers does not endorse the view that the above paragraph is some form of bologna...

Hey! I'm not finished yet. I'll get to the bologna, don't your worry.

The first paragraph is a mythological tale of the worlds first teacher. Many scholars might disagree and insist that it was God who was the first teacher and this answer accepts that. It is merely an interpretation of the text of The Old Testament on this answers part. Another possible candidate for first teacher in the world would be John T. Experience, a teacher who formed the School of Hard Knocks early in world history and there are many people who have attended this University that is as respected as it is reviled.

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