How do you use the homestuck alchemizer?

Answer 1

I haven't really gotten that far in the game, but I do know it is critical to get into the medium. You know those Cylinders that pop out of the Cruxtruder? (Apparently those are called Cruxtrite Dowls or something) you should take those to that weird sciencey looking thingy that looks kinda like a microscope of some sort. Put the Dowl in there and insert the pre-punched card that you can also have your server deploy. Once the machine reads the card, it will carve the dowl into a shape that you can put in the Alchemizer. Simply make your totem thingy and break it!

By the way, to open the Cruxtruder have your server player drop something heavy on the top of it, and it will pop off. Throw something into the glowy orb thing that flies out, and grab your Dowl.

By the way, to make other stuff you can deploy the punch designex and make cards to put into the weird sciency looking thing. You can make and duplicate items in the Alchemizer that way with your grist you get from beating up those imp things.

Oh, and I've also heard that there is a way to actually fuse and mix things to create hybrid versions of them, but I haven't figured out how. Good luck, and enter quickly! I'm pretty sure that countdown that the Alchemizer has before you enter is how much time you have left before one of those freaky meteor things hit you. I know because one of my friends that did another session didn't make it in on time, and his server player was talking about it. :(