Because some people, (like you) have a very fat arsse and need surgery, FAST.
BY FARTING REALLY loud
it depends how loud it is, if its really a loud one you could get arrested for causing a disturbance or breach of the peace.
You must channel your inner carload of farts
This has happened to me so trust me it works. Everytime he farts make a really loud farting sound with your mouth. After a while he will start getting really annoyed, and eventually he might stop.
I would say that you HEAR a fart first if its LOUD enough. if not loud enough..you will definitely smell it first. It just depends on your skill of farting. :)
Eric Stewart is 66 years old (birthdate: January 20, 1945).
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not to much. It would be kinda weird to fart really loud thou. ( Don't hold in your fart, you'll just fart louder!)
by farting on it! by farting on it!
a farting rise
a farting rise
Farting is biffy, but it is also fun.