Oh, dude, why would you even want to give yourself a messy wedgie? That sounds like a painful fashion choice. But hey, if you're really into that kind of thing, I guess just make sure your underwear is stretchy enough to handle the wedgie without ripping. And maybe consider investing in some therapy while you're at it.
Oh, dude, giving yourself a messy wedgie is like, super easy. Just grab the back of your underwear and yank it up, like you're trying to start a lawn mower. Make sure it's all bunched up in there, and voila! You've got yourself a messy wedgie. Enjoy the discomfort, my friend.
take a fork, eat slowly and then TA-DA! you'r not messy!
Put a belt loop through your leg holes than attach it somewhere high and jump off a chair!
A very messy one.
you tend to melt.... its quite messy and time consuming.
There are several types of wedgies, including the classic wedgie, atomic wedgie, hanging wedgie, and melvin wedgie. A classic wedgie involves pulling the victim's underwear up from the back, while an atomic wedgie involves pulling the underwear up over the victim's head. A hanging wedgie is when the victim is lifted off the ground by their underwear, and a melvin wedgie is given by pulling the underwear up from the front. It's important to note that giving someone a wedgie can be considered bullying and is not recommended.
messy, messy, messy
Messy
You're a messy pig.
A messy hair gel.
The word "messy" is an adjective.
It's not really messy after you clean it out. But in middle of the week, it'll get messy and you have to clean it again.