Put a belt loop through your leg holes than attach it somewhere high and jump off a chair!
Oh, dude, giving yourself a messy wedgie is like, super easy. Just grab the back of your underwear and yank it up, like you're trying to start a lawn mower. Make sure it's all bunched up in there, and voila! You've got yourself a messy wedgie. Enjoy the discomfort, my friend.
There are several types of wedgies, including the classic wedgie, atomic wedgie, hanging wedgie, and melvin wedgie. A classic wedgie involves pulling the victim's underwear up from the back, while an atomic wedgie involves pulling the underwear up over the victim's head. A hanging wedgie is when the victim is lifted off the ground by their underwear, and a melvin wedgie is given by pulling the underwear up from the front. It's important to note that giving someone a wedgie can be considered bullying and is not recommended.
Oh, dude, why would you even want to give yourself a messy wedgie? That sounds like a painful fashion choice. But hey, if you're really into that kind of thing, I guess just make sure your underwear is stretchy enough to handle the wedgie without ripping. And maybe consider investing in some therapy while you're at it.
Air vent cleaning can be messy and frustrating. Better to hire a professional, in my opinion.
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If they had a cold sore while kissing you, or they have an STD. I'd get myself checked out if I were you.
Well being quite an expert on both areas myself I strongly suggest oral. The reason for this being that anal can get quite messy and it is harder if you are old or slow.
A messy hair gel.
The word "messy" is an adjective.
You're a messy pig.
It's not really messy after you clean it out. But in middle of the week, it'll get messy and you have to clean it again.