A female does not have a penis. Only a male has a penis.
When your girlfriend tells you "You have a weak penis" or "Your penis is weak"
maybe not...:)
Good.
When your wife walks in on you and your girlfriend.
Why do you think?
Tourniquet the stump to stop the bleeding. Rush penis (in plastic bag) and yourself to a hospital and hope for the best. (Storing penis in ice may [further] damage the tissue and is not recommended.) And sever (:-)) your relationship with your girlfriend.
With a long stick. ED. or with your penis
Scream loudly and compare sizes lololol
the toothbrush is bigger (o.O)
You will need to relax your girlfriend - take more time for foreplay.
My girlfriend did the same thing even though she didn't see it. I guess they are just sexual people.
She will only admit she does if her boyfriend has a big penis.