Tourniquet the stump to stop the bleeding. Rush penis (in plastic bag) and yourself to a hospital and hope for the best. (Storing penis in ice may [further] damage the tissue and is not recommended.) And sever (:-)) your relationship with your girlfriend.
Take your pants off, take her pants off, insert your penis into her vagina. Mission accomplished.
When your girlfriend tells you "You have a weak penis" or "Your penis is weak"
maybe not...:)
A female does not have a penis. Only a male has a penis.
if it bites your head off.
Good.
When your wife walks in on you and your girlfriend.
Why do you think?
NOT "Kunju" .... see following table Tamilkadikione who bites the penisTamilpoolupenisTamilsappipenis suckerTamilSunniPenisTamilthambipenis
With a long stick. ED. or with your penis
Scream loudly and compare sizes lololol
No, chlamydia cannot make your penis fall off.