Cthulhu would probably win because he is more serious than the other monster.
Yes, if you think of Wiccan as a religion, and i could go as far as to say it is a good a religion as Christianity. Actually, it is WAY better than Christianity -- the only wars we would have might be a good ol' fashioned food fight!
WWAPD it stands for "What Would A Pirate Do?"
Personaly, I would put the Flying Spagetti Monster. http://www.venganza.org/ I would put the mass man.
Most certainly do eat pasta. There may be some who do not, but its difficult to find any information that would directly state they are not allowed to eat pasta as part of their religious beliefs. According to Wikipedia, strict Rastafarians avoid foods that are "canned, or preserved by drying," so some Rastafarians would avoid dried pastas.
He's an elder god, so I think he would be practically invincible.
spaghetti
Cthulhu is not part of any mythology. He is a fictional entity in the 1920's horror literature of the author Howard Philips Lovecraft. He appears in only one of HP Lovecraft's stories, "The Call of Cthulhu". If you want to read more by the author, I would advise "Nyarlathotep", "The Color Out of Space, or "Herbert West, Re-Animator".
A typical spaghetti would be close to 29 centimeters.
I would hope 48. Who doesn't like spaghetti?!
A spaghetti measurer is used to determine the amount of spaghetti for one serving. Depending on the size of your spaghetti measurer, I have seen up to four servings, you would be able to know how much spaghetti to cook for a certain number of people.
I think a good name is spaghetti town speghetti teddy
Yes he does, and you would be a fool to think otherwise! He is the only true God, and a beacon of hope for all those terrorized by the Smurfian menance! Of course, Christians will tell you that God is a dead guy from 33 A.D., but the FSM is obviously backed up by more physical evidence. Even Athiests believe in the FSM! In fact the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was FOUNDED by an Athiest! The FSM has millions, if not thousands of loyal followers. You should join us, and fight alongside Alien Conspiracy Theorists and the Order of Autistic Scientists as we battle the Evil Armies of Papa Smurf! Don't let Smurfdom prevail of Pastafarianism! We need all the men/women/WoW addicts we can get in this war! also the real cause of global warming is a lack of pirates think about Somalia has the highest amount of pirates and the lowest carbon emmisions! ramen to that brother !!