1. Not in your pants 2. In a pot of boiling water 3. In your stomach 4. If none of the above work try putting it in an iced plastic bag under your mattress
In a swamp.
I hide mine at a friends house.
Under their bed.
The best place to hide is in one of the corners and to get out of the trap you hit the electricity box with a snowball
Under the blankets
behind a fat person
It will be reported stolen.
in a underwear drawer
Hand it to your teacher
He will report it as a stolen vehicle.
It gets reported stolen.
Places where people are unlikely to find you weird places