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If you are lucky, he will eat your two arms in one bite.
But you will have a chance to stay alive, because Chuck Norris never roundhouse kicks an unarmed man.
What else can I help you with?
How does Chuck Norris eat a pig?
well he takes the pig with his hands and with much precision he eats it in one bite. then when he craps it out he'll eat it again and again.
Can Chuck Norris eat explosives?
Chuck Norris is God in human flesh. He can swim through land, wear a rattlesnake as a condom and even eat explosives. The ignorance of the nonbelievers will be destroyed Great Accounting. Always remember: WWCND?
Could Chuck Norris fight a black bear?
According to the Chuck Norris facts, there wouldn't ever be a fight, just more of a slaughter. However, if it were the real Chuck Norris, he might win if he had a knife, or something.OMG if Chuck Norris fought a black bear there would be a BEARSKIN RUG within 5 minutes! Once a grizzly bear tried to eat Chuck Norris - Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear ate himself because it was a less painful way to die!
Does Chuck Norris like Burger King?
Weaker men
Could Chuck Norris eat a cow?
Yes, and he also eats wild pigs in the mean time.
Does a dragongfly eat Chuck Norris?
No chuck norris eats a dragon fly.
How does Chuck Norris eat a pig?
well he takes the pig with his hands and with much precision he eats it in one bite. then when he craps it out he'll eat it again and again.
What eat octopus?
Chuck Norris
Can Chuck Norris eat just 1 lays chip?
Chuck Norris can eat a half of a lays chip, their powers are useless against him.
What animals eat a gharial?
Chuck Norris
Do people eat Fowl?
Chuck Norris does.
Do actors eat you?
No but they eat Annabelle especially Chuck Norris. He loves it.
Can Chuck Norris eat you alive?
Yes he can do ANYTHING.
Do goldfinches eat Venus Flytraps?
No, Chuck Norris does.....
How do you become Chuck Norris?
only Chuck Norris can do that! you fool! now he'll come and eat your flesh and devour your soul in all his divinity!
Can Chuck Norris eat you?
He doesn't have to, he just annihilates you with a look.
How does Chuck Norris eat soup?
He does so with a fork cause he can do that.
