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Yes. and when Chuck Norris jumps, he is not pushing himself away from the Earth, he is pushing Earth away from him. And capatalize his name next time because he might hunt you down.
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Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Is Chuck Norris dead?
Yah he is, if you don't want him to be, then even when u think it, the next morning u will will wake up very confused in the middle of a minefeild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if u survive that ( which u probably wont) he will go up to u, pick u up, and make u pee ur pants when u stare at him. when u start crying he will put u down, apologyze, and sighn u an autograph. Chuck Norris is the subject of a lot of pointless stereotypes, as demonstrated above.
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
Where online can someone find pictures of Chuck Norris?
You can find pictures of Chuck Norris online at the official Chuck Norris website. Alternatively, you can also find these pictures at the Wikipedia. Once on the page, type "Chuck Norris" into the search field at the top of the page and press enter to bring up the information.
Is Chuck Norris stronger than Superman?
Chuck Norris because he can get cryptonite by smashing Luther's mansion and getting it, thus being able to put it on superman and killing him while weakened. In shorter words, because Chuck has no weaknesses, but superman has ONE, which can be used by Chuck.
Can Chuck Norris pick up a cow?
I doubt Chuck Norris has tried to - however the most probable answer is no.
Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
What should you do if you get caught in quiksand?
call up joey d or chuck Norris call up joey d or chuck Norris
What is up with chuck noris?
nothing he's just chuck Norris
Who came up with railroads?
Chuck Norris
Who does Chuck Norris look up to?
himself
Is Chuck Norris dead?
Yah he is, if you don't want him to be, then even when u think it, the next morning u will will wake up very confused in the middle of a minefeild!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and if u survive that ( which u probably wont) he will go up to u, pick u up, and make u pee ur pants when u stare at him. when u start crying he will put u down, apologyze, and sighn u an autograph. Chuck Norris is the subject of a lot of pointless stereotypes, as demonstrated above.
Can Chuck Norris take down batman?
NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! chuck Norris can't be killed yet batman can,so shut the fork up, or fear chuck Norris's round house kick.
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
How do you beat up Chuck Norris?
That, sir, is impossible.
Where online can someone find pictures of Chuck Norris?
You can find pictures of Chuck Norris online at the official Chuck Norris website. Alternatively, you can also find these pictures at the Wikipedia. Once on the page, type "Chuck Norris" into the search field at the top of the page and press enter to bring up the information.
Is Chuck Norris stronger than Superman?
Chuck Norris because he can get cryptonite by smashing Luther's mansion and getting it, thus being able to put it on superman and killing him while weakened. In shorter words, because Chuck has no weaknesses, but superman has ONE, which can be used by Chuck.
