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well yes he has taken on two armys at once, he was sleepwalking at the time.
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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars then who has more money?
you both have the same amount of money He has more money than you... Chuck Norris will ALWAYS have more money than you... Take THAT Bill Gates and Oprah!
How do you kill Chuck Norris?
its easy take away his total gym
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
Who can beat Chuck Norris?
MARIO LUIGI SONIC PEACH DAISY TOAD WARIO WALUIGI BOWSER BOWSER JR. LAKITU TAILS SHADOW PIKACHU META KNIGHT KIRBY KING DEDEDE and FALCO. Let's make one thing clear here. These are not real people only imaginary characters in a game. No real person can beat Chuck Norris period. Many have tried and failed miserably.
How fantastic is Chuck Norris?
He's so-o-o fantastic that it would take the universe's lifetime to explain how fantastic he is. (On a fantastic scale of 1 to 10, Chuck would be 117.)
Who would win batman or Chuck Norris?
Obviously, Chuck Norris. Batman is not real, and Chuck Norris could easily take Adam West, or any other Batmans/Batmen. Chuck Norris could take all Marvel Heroes at once, especially Iron Man.
What is the most random facts?
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Santa Claus doesn't give presents to Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gives presents to Santa Claus. Aliens are real, they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. When aliens come to take me away, I'm going to take them to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defeated the last level on PACman, ten miles away from the game.
Who would win in an ultimate smack down - Chuck Norris or Zombie Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris will beat Zombie Chuck Norris because zombies tend to be slower... yeahh... :D But Zombie Chuck Norris would take a greater punishment because he (it?) wouldn't feel pain. Unfourtuealy the world will end when Chuck Norris dies(if ever) so this fight is impossible.
Will The Chuck Norris Take over The World?
Obviously because Chuck is The Man!
Can Chuck Norris take down batman?
NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! chuck Norris can't be killed yet batman can,so shut the fork up, or fear chuck Norris's round house kick.
Who is best fighter in the world?
Bruce lee is the best fighter in the world no question if he were still alive the best fighter by far is chuck Norris he would take Bruce lee and muhamed ali to the ground CHUCK NORRIS. Chuck norris disapproves this silly question.
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars then who has more money?
you both have the same amount of money He has more money than you... Chuck Norris will ALWAYS have more money than you... Take THAT Bill Gates and Oprah!
How many dicks does it take to pop a pussy?
chuck norris did it in three
How do the prime minister take care of Canada?
EASY. chuck norris
How do you kill Chuck Norris?
its easy take away his total gym
Who is the challenger for the WWE championship?
* Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants. * Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. * Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. * The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees. * When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. * Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. * Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood. * Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times. * The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime. * Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always. * Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off. * Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people. * Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ. * They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
