How do you defeat the black hammer?

Answer 1

The black hammer is a huge creature that lies within the depths of the lockerette caverns. It uses its strength and rock hard hammer to defeat all who oppose it. This creature was first discovered when a helpless jester wandered into the caverns following a pretty butterfly. The jester was on the way to the king's banquet hall prancing through the forrest like a homosexual gazelle when he was distracted by the butterfly. Little did he know what he was about to stumble upon. The black hammer had his way with the boy and messed up his nether regions so badly that all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put him back together again. The great King of Financia, Christopher Scardasis, has been searching for ways to defeat this foul creature with no positive results. The first attempt was to send another dark creature, the yarbeast, to defeat the hammer. This did not work as the Yarbeast's black stink hole just made the hammer stronger. The hammer fed from that stink hole and became stronger than ever. The great wizard, sir Gregorian, believes that the way to appease this beast is to send in the fair young squire, Narvaez, to wrestle with the hammer. He believes the boy's purity and innocence may be the thing needed to defeat this beast once and for all. The king has agreed upon this great quest as he does not want to send in the mountain range risking harm upon the beloved champion.