Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
because no-one can beat chuck Norris, not even chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the first to beat anything, he beat everything. Chuck Norris introduced winning. Winning is a gift from Chuck Norris.
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
no. chuck Norris rules. chuck Norris never has had a heart attack, his heart isn't dumb enough to even try
752, Chuck Norris can and will, that's all there is to it people. You just wait... Chuck will find you now... no one rhymes about Chuck Norris... NO ONE.
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
because no-one can beat chuck Norris, not even chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the first to beat anything, he beat everything. Chuck Norris introduced winning. Winning is a gift from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could kick him right into the middle of next week.
CHUCK NORRIS (DUUUHHHHH). Chuck Norris's pet hamster could beat Austin Powers.
chuck Norris invented losing, just so he could always win...
Obviously, Chuck Norris. Batman is not real, and Chuck Norris could easily take Adam West, or any other Batmans/Batmen. Chuck Norris could take all Marvel Heroes at once, especially Iron Man.
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
no. chuck Norris rules. chuck Norris never has had a heart attack, his heart isn't dumb enough to even try
It's possible, but he would need an omnipotent mixed with his own, God's (if Chuck Norris isn't God), and Chuck Norris' blood.
You cant!