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How many times do you have to shoot Chuck Norris before he gets angry and kills you with a roundhous kick?
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∙ 14y ago
you won't be able to shoot him, the bullet will spontainiusly combust because it was exposed to too much awsomeness ---- we're still counting. We'll get back to you on that. --- Logan will just show his penis and Chuck will run like a little girl!
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∙ 14y ago
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∙ 14y ago(*This is a "Chuck Norris Facts" answer. The factual answer is "maybe".)
Definitely. In fact, he once used a roundhouse kick to kill a terrorist at the North Pole. While he was standing at the South Pole.
He was eating a carrot and balancing a checkbook while he was doing that, by the way. But doesn't have to roundhouse kick to kill someone - he could just look at him really mean. He only kicks guys because it is so freaking awesome. (And it helps keep the Earth's air currents moving properly.)
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∙ 13y agoone your internal organs would immediately liquefy
Chuck Norris IS A MORON! MAKE HIM GIVE HIMSELF A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! THATLL SHOW CHUCKY DOWN THE STREET FOR MESSING WITH MA SISTER!
lolz person who wrote that...chucky's of the world unite...
SHUT UP ANDREW im warning ya...just cuz ur middle name is chucky doesnt mean that u dont deserve the same fate as every other idiot who has that as their first name
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∙ 14y ago2 a round house kick to the left side of your face or one to the right
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