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Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Where online can someone find pictures of Chuck Norris?
You can find pictures of Chuck Norris online at the official Chuck Norris website. Alternatively, you can also find these pictures at the Wikipedia. Once on the page, type "Chuck Norris" into the search field at the top of the page and press enter to bring up the information.
Has anybody ever beat up Chuck Norris before?
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
How to say Chuck Norris in Spanish?
That would be Chuy Norris. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
What is Chuck Norris like?
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Can Chuck Norris pick up a cow?
I doubt Chuck Norris has tried to - however the most probable answer is no.
What should you do if you get caught in quiksand?
call up joey d or chuck Norris call up joey d or chuck Norris
What is up with chuck noris?
nothing he's just chuck Norris
Who came up with railroads?
Chuck Norris
Who does Chuck Norris look up to?
himself
Can Chuck Norris take down batman?
NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! chuck Norris can't be killed yet batman can,so shut the fork up, or fear chuck Norris's round house kick.
Where online can someone find pictures of Chuck Norris?
You can find pictures of Chuck Norris online at the official Chuck Norris website. Alternatively, you can also find these pictures at the Wikipedia. Once on the page, type "Chuck Norris" into the search field at the top of the page and press enter to bring up the information.
How do you beat up Chuck Norris?
That, sir, is impossible.
Why does justin bieber look up to Chuck Norris?
Justin looks up to Chuck Norris and thinks his jokes are funny so he tweets about him frequently.
Can a monkey beat up Chuck Norris?
it really depends on how strong smart and enraged the monkey is and how tired and not in the the mood of a fight chuck Norris is
Has anybody ever beat up Chuck Norris before?
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.
