Chuck Norris in fact is more than a Demigod. Chuck Norris was born in the years -800003451. He crafted time itself, with his nose. If you were to give Chuck Norris a title such as "God" or "DemiGod" then you are underlooking his true nature. Chuck Norris is in fact just Chuck Norris. Since God's are proven to be false, he only thing measured as of with such power is Chuck Norris. And if you ever wonder who your praying to in Church, well it's Chuck Norris
well, of course he can. he'll be one one side of the room and in the next milisecond he's roundhouse kicked you
Chuck Norris Isn't an alien, but was created when he got bored of not existing and roundhouse kicked himself into existance.
No. Mr. Chuck Norris was born in the United States of America AND served in the United States Air Force. He is an American NATIONAL TREASURE as well as an American Citizen by birth.
Chuck Norris has so many superpowers, it scary. Really, scary.
That's because the planets with no life forms are merely planets that Chuck Norris has visited!
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris
you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
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Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris. Definitely Chuck Norris.