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Does Chuck Norris watch you?
You do not know if Chuck Norris is watching you, but Chuck Norris knows when you're watching him, be vigilant HE HEARS ALL!
Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Where is Chuck Norris and does he vomit?
Chuck Norris is everywhere. He is nowhere. He is all that once was and all that will be. He is, he will, he was. Chuck Norris is like a fox farting on a cloudy moonlit night. He is as swift as a samuri covered in syrup butter. When chuck Norris barfed he created the big bang.
What was Chuck Norris's stunt doubles name?
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris's stuntman. He's also the stuntman of every actor in Hollywood. Cuz he's just that awesome.
When did Chuck Norris jokes start?
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
Can Chuck Norris be invisable?
Chuck Norris (AKA god) Is all around you. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
What skill do you need to be Chuck Norris?
It is not really possible to have as much skill as chuck Norris but the main thing Chuck Norris uses to have all the skill he has..... is chuck Norris power
Does Chuck Norris watch you?
You do not know if Chuck Norris is watching you, but Chuck Norris knows when you're watching him, be vigilant HE HEARS ALL!
Why is Chuck Norris so epic?
Chuck Norris is all powerfull he is the tankliest man of all!
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or all of hell?
chuck Norris
What to be aware of about Chuck Norris?
All Chuck Norris jokes are actually facts.
Who would win kratos or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris destroys all
How much Norris could a Norrischuck chuck if a Norrischuck could Chuck Norris?
752, Chuck Norris can and will, that's all there is to it people. You just wait... Chuck will find you now... no one rhymes about Chuck Norris... NO ONE.
Who would win Anthony Rush or Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris wins all...
This is Chuck Norris typing this question. Do you believe this is Chuck Norris?
Not at all... Why would we? You are a spammer.
Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Who is the challenger for the WWE championship?
* Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants. * Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. * Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. * The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees. * When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. * Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. * Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood. * Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times. * The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime. * Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always. * Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off. * Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people. * Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ. * They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
