Is Winnie the Pooh a terrorist?

Answer 1

NO. A terrorist is a person who performs terrorism. The definition of terrorism is rather straightforward. Terrorism is determined by having the following definition with six distinct parts: (1) an act by a person (2) who uses violence (3) against civilian populations (4) in order to provoke fear among that civilian population (5) in order to instigate for political change in the country where the civilians were attacked (6) in line with the preferences of the person who used the violence.

Since Winnie the pooh is a person, he could be a terrorist, but fails to qualify since he does not perform any of the requisite parts of the test for terrorism.

(1) an act by a person: Yes. Winne the Pooh does actions.
(2) who uses violence: No. Winnie the Pooh is non-violent.
(3) against civilian populations: No. Winnie the Pooh does not harm civilians.
(4) in order to provoke fear among that civilian population: No. Winnie the Pooh would not know fear if it crept up right behind him.
(5) in order to instigate for political change in the country where the civilians were attacked: No. Winnie the Pooh has never manifested any political opinion.
(6) in line with the preferences of the person who used the violence: No. See above.

Answer 2

no

In that The Pooh does not incite terror, I'd have to say no -- unless you're a bee.