What compound sentences are in Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

Answer 1

bloo-heh my name is bob and i like totally smell like cheese one time my dog was going outside to go to the bathroom and then she saw my cat and my cat ran away i like chhese oh yeah did i like mention that my name is like so totally bob oh yeah i did you know what is like so weird lately i have been going through a strange obsession with gay the snail you know from sponge bob square pants that kids show i don't know why because all he does is say meow except for in that episode that spongebob is getting into everyone's dreams and gary's a librarian and hes all like o im so smart i know everything in the whole entire totally cheese filled dominated world yeah that episode was kinda freaky weird and im like so totally boring am i boring you? no I cant be im so like interesting o who am i kidding im just a nerd with nothing to do but to talk to people over the internet im solitary and lonely im just a person with no friends who likes to eat cheese and all i do all day is just live the boring life dont have a job im just a random person who spends his days gliding on Doritos

Answer 2

1st and last word